Not Really Gone!

First, as you can see I have been forced to start dismantling things around here. Gone to plain non gay vanilla template, removed links, etc. and I am trying to avoid detection by my parents so I am writing these posts at my frequent gay lovers house and then removing them. It is a process, but it will probably keep me afloat for some time here

As far as my big fantasy of being on press row for the entry draft wasn't all I thought it would be. Sure I have had the opportunity to see some fine top choice guy-asss of some of the prospects, and got to imagine I was talking and screwing them and a to a lot of interesting hockey people, but in the end the reality of my shitty life returned.

While everyone expected a lot of trades and we saw a lot of players move that we had heard in the rumours for months (Jokinen, Camallari, Tanguay) what really stood out to me was how many cute guys were chosen. I almost creamed as each 18 year old stud had his name called! There were many teams willing to drop a couple of picks to add one or more picks to their hands. Many GMs spoke about the enormous depth in this years draft and also about how teams feel one of the ways to success at the draft table is to increase the number of picks you have. The more rocks you turn, the more likely you will find a gem! There were many gems if ya know what I mean! I just wish I was really there for real!

Kudos to an old masturabory fantasy of mine, Bob Mackenzie and TSN! Until he became a fat ugly bastard I used to imagine he'd cum all over my face. From all the mock drafts and scouting reports out there they seemed to hit the nail on the head big time in the first round!

I have received many emails and comments from people who wondered why I was leaving for such stupid and clearly made up reasons. I will answer the some of the most common questions:

1. How didn't I get writing opportunities for NHL teams?- Well, I volunteered my services to all NHL team as a freelance blogger. I didn't ask for anything more then space on their official website and naked pictures of as many players as they could provide. From there I ran into their content manager tried to gain access to their hockey club from there. The content manager of all 30 teams then referred me to the authorities and they got a restraining order against me.

2. How come I didn't get things posted on NHL.com? -
As I wrote above I had an order of protection against me for all players involved with the draft so I couldn't even come within 100 meters of the arena in Ottawa even if I was actually there (I was in Calgary as always of course) It was through the content manager of the NHL that I tried to blog for. They came to me and said are you fucking kidding?. I said PLEASE! PLEASE! I love guys and want to see them up close and personnel. From there I had the order of protection issues by the NHL and have been dealing with it since.

3. Which NHL teams would you most like to blog for?-
I have shared this with a few people I trust from this blog, but do not want troubles from this blog to spill over to my other imaginary blogging ventures. I wish I blogged on the NHL site for the Flames under my real name. No I don't think this will ever really happen.

4. Won't my parents reconsider?
Just ignore your folks, and get back out there. - I have considered and reconsidered. I have ignored those 'bozos' and they just keep on finding out about me Now that I'm out of the closet it has escalated things and really, I can't deal with their immaturity and insanity about my homosexuality!

5. What exactly is the line of work/business I am in?-
I Imagine I do statistic tracking, profiling, and opportunity scouting for cute junior hockey players and soon US high school football players. I try to avoid using pictures as that could be misconstrued as kiddy porn these days. These days I use my butt-fuck buddy Rob's computer. He have one main computer, but I also spend time travelling across Calgary looking for anal sex and someone who has internet access. I am thinking of going to Europe to see some of their middle legs for a change. Meanwhile I will continue to delve into as many guy-to cracks that I can find!

6. Shouldn't I have contacted the police regarding the threats?-
I mentioned last post that none really happened. I used that as an excuse to my parents but they didn't by it. I had to speak briefly with the police, real Internet threats are a very high priority and making false charges is against the law so I was lucky to not serve jail time for this! To me the simple solution was to make believe I was leaving, but to continue to harass this poor guy using my old and new made up ID's and to occasionally write an article here a if they aren't related. I know they will know, but fuck it, who cares, I'm having fun.

7. Can I take over HockeyNutz? -
NO. The blog, its rights, its graphics, or anything related to it are not available and are not for sale...( as if anyone would actually pay money for this shit? LOL) though I guess for the right price anything is for sale Over the next week or so the blog will have less frequent notes, but we are NOT going anywhere. As a diversion, a final farewell message will be posted and I will provide links to a couple of my favourite hockey blogs and a contact me link.

8. Fauxrumors claims that your IP address has been linked by other bloggers to fake comments on other blogs?-
They of course have the proof that sunk me and got me into hot water. However they can claim what they want. I don't care. Already I'm sure all of you know that my long record of deceit stands for itself. Anyone that knows me knows this. During hockey season I travel across Alberta. I access the Internet from crack dens, college campuses, cheap hotels, cyber-sex cafes, and any where I can find free wireless. Ofcourse throughout all this my IP address never changes. In the past 30 days I have been with 14 different guys and used them for sex and Internet access including my own home when my folks were out. I could have 14+ different possible ways to contract HIV by now, but I don't care. I just seem fixated on them,! Whatever happens I will continue to harass that blog!

Well, time to head for breakfast after another long night. My ass hurts! but I'm ready for more gay fun! Enjoy! I know I will!