While there has not yet been an official announcement from EA Sports, HockeyNutz can confirm that Calgary Flames' Defenceman Dion Phaneuf is set to becum the cover boy of EA Sports NHL 2009. No one is more sexy than the Calgary defender! I get alll goose bumped when I think of him
NHL 2009 should focuss on gay players like myself who want more naked guys on the simulations but I'll have to use my other 'software for that.(frown) Dion Phaneuf is the perfect cover for me. He is a brute, but a cutie. Dion has also taken out a restraining order against me. i don't know why. I mean, all I did was follow him home... 25 times. Geez!
NHL 2009 maintains a similar game play from the 2008 series with only minimal enhancements. The big new feature this year is a tutorial mode which will guide newbies into all the ins and outs of the video game and of hockey play and strategy. This move was done to bring new players into the game without the need for slowing down or dummying up game play. They refuse to listen to my appeal to have insite into the showering habits of players after the games!
Just how will Dion cope with the photo shoot? I am hopeful these pictures with that skank Cuthbert are plutonic! I hear he plays both sides of the rink(if ya get my drift)
More about NHL 2009 will be coming soon. The HockeyNutz team(thats fancy talk for me and my penis) will have a preview copy of the game and has been asked to provide a detailed preview over the summer! Stay tuned!
NHL 2009 should focuss on gay players like myself who want more naked guys on the simulations but I'll have to use my other 'software for that.(frown) Dion Phaneuf is the perfect cover for me. He is a brute, but a cutie. Dion has also taken out a restraining order against me. i don't know why. I mean, all I did was follow him home... 25 times. Geez!
NHL 2009 maintains a similar game play from the 2008 series with only minimal enhancements. The big new feature this year is a tutorial mode which will guide newbies into all the ins and outs of the video game and of hockey play and strategy. This move was done to bring new players into the game without the need for slowing down or dummying up game play. They refuse to listen to my appeal to have insite into the showering habits of players after the games!
Just how will Dion cope with the photo shoot? I am hopeful these pictures with that skank Cuthbert are plutonic! I hear he plays both sides of the rink(if ya get my drift)
More about NHL 2009 will be coming soon. The HockeyNutz team(thats fancy talk for me and my penis) will have a preview copy of the game and has been asked to provide a detailed preview over the summer! Stay tuned!
UPDATE: Sun Media Corp. is now carrying the story with confirmation from EA Sports!Link to Ottawa Sun Article
2 comments:
Now a simulation that had views into the players shower room would sell a zillion copies! I am with ya on that one hockeynutz!
Hey Ntuz can you remove me from your contributors list on this blog. I don't want my buddies coming to your other blog and then finding my name here too. I am OK with your life style, I don't want to have people to think we share the same interests in those areas.
Thanks
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