While this series could still be far from over, I have seen enough to know where I would like to stick my dick, and to whom I'd vote for the Conn Smythe! As I thought about this award and how much I want to sleep with all thir players, it made me realize why the Wings will likely win the Cup this year. Think through the two rosters...and think about all the players you would consider to have sex with, and be in the running for the Conn Smythe. From the Pens you pretty much have oh-so cute and sexy Sidney Crosby. But when you look at the Red Wings you could make a legitimate argument for several players.
1. Niklas Lidstrom - Not only will he likely become the first European Captain to win the Cup, and has that chiseled manly physique i crave, he has been the best Dman in the playoffs. He has 13 points and is a +9 in the playoffs while averaging almost 26 minutes per game.
2. Chris Osgood - In my opinion he will likely win the award, but isn't my pick for it. His numbers, and his smile get me hard as a rock. He has a 1.00 GAA in the Finals and is on the verge of setting an ALL TIME record for lowest GAA in NHL Playoff history beating the mark set by future Hall of Famer Martin Brodeur. Sure he has one heckuva D in front of him, but he still has made key saves at key times.
3. Pavel Datsyuk - With 20 points in the playoffs there is no questioning his offensive contribution. I love cute Russians! What gets overlooked is his +13 rating and the fact that he is on the nice in all key situations.
4. Johan Franzen - Up until his injury this guy was the John Druce of the 2008 playoffs. He was leading the playoffs in goals, and had 5 game winners to boot. His red beard gets me all goose bumpy! Had he returned from injury and resumed his playoff pace he would have received serious consideration, but unfortunately he will likely end up a footnote to this year's playoff run.
And that leaves my choice, Henrik Zetterberg. Zettz, as I love to affectionately call him, has done it all this playoffs. He could do it all TO me if he wanted! He has 12 goals and 11 assists for 23 points, just one behind Sidney Crosby's 24. He takes close to 30 shifts per game, plays 5-on-5, PP, and PK. In his 12 goals he has 4 PP and 2 SH goals as well. He is an offensive threat every time he steps on the ice. At first glance his +16 is attributed to his offensive output, but watching a little closer you notice that Zettz is solid on the back check. This was very evident in last night's game as he stole a sure game tying goal from Sidney Crosby with an excellent stick check during a 5-on-3 penalty kill. He is also 55% in the faceoff circle and leads the playoffs with 103 shots on goal.
With this imbalance of Conn Smythe choices, it becomes clearer why the Wings are favourites to win it all, and likely will without too much of a struggle. The Wings are simply too deep throughout their entire roster. Geez I'd love to feel them deep IN me!
I head into game 5 with mixed feelings. I will be at The Blue Oyster Bar, trying to pick up a stud or two, in Detroit watching thre game and would love to see the Wings hoist the cup on home ice. That said, the hockey seems to just be getting good and it would be a shame for things to end in just 5 games. Either way(in the end) I'll get what I want and need! heheheheh
That said...Go Wings Go!
3 comments:
I could see a split between Dats and Zetts but in the end Zetts is the right choice.
Yea, I agree, but somehow I have this warm and horny feeling whenever I lok at Osgood. I see him getting the nod. I think a Game #5 Shutout could seal it too. Meanwhile I'll be sucking dick in the back of the Blue Oystr Bar
Zetts has to be the choice. The Pens may only have one player playing at Conn Smythe level, but they do have several that if they were playing like they could play they would be right up there.
I think that is the difference. Wings are playing to their level, the Pens haven't found the right gear yet.
Nutz can you leave out the gay comments?
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