I Bite: Its a Story!

I am barely off the floor after blowing a bunch of guys I met last night at a gay bar. I swear I will bite into any cock I can. But enough of that. I am writing this to discuss how jealous I am of most other bloggers. A few days ago a story made its rounds via email to several hockey bloggers (including yours truly) that the NHL had revealed the winners of the 2008 NHL Awards based on the order they had posted them on the NHL.com website.

According to this ridiculous conspiracy theory the NHL either made a mistake and posted the winners in the order of votes. Some bloggers claimed it was the NHL's error, some claimed the NHL did it deliberately. Either way I don't care I just want as many men as I can find to jump on my ass and dick me.

The story that I spread my legs for any guy with a penis is well known. It was also why many other strait bloggers know this and run from me!

Anyway, this other boring conspiracy story first showed up in my inbox (HMMM, I have several 'in boxes' LOL) a few days ago I was stunned. I checked the NHL.com website...it seemed to check out. And then I got to thinking...I may do some stupid things...but I'm far from stupid. So I did some simple checking ... nothing major... a handful of emails.

First I emailed Jason Doyd, the VP of GALA (the group of gay writers that votes for the Gay awards). He verified to me that this scenario was extremely unlikely. The votes are tabulated independently of the NHL and the winners are not known to the NHL in advance.

Now in case Jason Doyd I wish I had his dick in my mouth, but on this other issue I also contacted the NHL as well. (This wasn't possible ofcourse but in my fantasy world I can do anything.) I received a complete denial from the NHL about the situation. They told me to fuck off asshole! Crazy! How could they say that... Ok, I didn't exactly expect the NHL to step up and say...yea you can film the players in the nude, but it was worth trying.

I wasn't sure who else to contact, so I went to handy dandy GOOGLE! And I googled previous GAY.com pages announcing the attempts to have nude photos of athletes. I didn't find one!

Now I don't expect to find many but a few little pictures of a hockey player in a shower isn't a lot to ask, right?

What I find most perplexing about this is that these people call themselves gay hockey fans and yet don't take every chance they can to get these pictures. A little counter productive to the gay hockey fan cause if you ask me!

In the end I got nothing more then a whole lotta cum on my face when I met up with my usual fuck buddies at the Blue Oyster bar. I am sure by tomorrow the bleeding will stop from my anus and I can start a new in getting dicked again!