Top Sexiest Hockey Players

Well, it is the dog days of summer are about to end in the hockey world. The season is a week or so away, but not much to write about hockey-wise...even the Sundin rumor world is quiet today! So what a better time then now to take a look at the top 10 sexiest guys in the NHL!

Yes, the guys here at Hockeynutz got our heads (and other things) together and came up with this list of the 10 sexiest guys in the league. The guys that make our mouths drool and the crotch in our jeans get tight!

Here we go:

#5 - J.S. Giguere - Lets just say this. According to dressing room sources...or should we say shower room sources...Giggy needs those larger pads for a reason! MMM!

#4 - Kristian Huselius! There are not many guys in the NHL that we could be dominant over. Being totally honest here, pretty much all of them could kick our collective asses. Kristian is the exception. Not to mention his boyish looks don't hurt!

#3 - Henrik and Daniel Sedin! Ok, we know there are two of them, but who can figure out which is which. A night with both of them tag teaming...WOW!

#2 - George Laraque! Big and black is a great place to start. Add aggressive to that and we have a night of punishing penetration ahead of us!

#1 - Sid "The Kid" Crosby! The nickname says it all! Child-like looks combined with a sexy ass body! He is the guy all of us at HN would love to get in the sack with. Or on the couch. Or on the floor. Or...anywhere. Call us Sid!

There you have it! Those are the guys all us at HN go to bed dreaming of and doing other things with while we think of sexy them! MMM!

Gay Pride Weekend

The Hockeynutz gay gang (me, myself and I) headed down to San Diego this past weekend to take part in Gay Pride 2008 (July 19/20). It was an amazing celebration of the lifestyle that I embrace and love.

Parades, parties, games and rallies, it was truly an amazing event. I was impressed with the number of out of the closet people there are out there, and from how far a way many of them traveled to take part. I met and fucked guys from all over Canada and the United States, Australia, Mexico, and various parts of Europe, including Scandanavian Hottie Sven!

I found it very interesting (and convenient) that some of the small motels in the parade area were offering half hour room rates! I have always heard stories about such things but never have seen them, or had the opportunity to take advantage of them before this weekend.

I took some photos of my great time! However I forgot to put film in the fucking camera. Too eager to get dicked I guess. And now, time to rest. It is a little difficult to sit right now, things are a little tender there from all the activity, but in a few days I will have the time to sit and hope to find a real job to pay for the AZT I'm sure I'm gonna need after this past weekend.

Is Ray Emery Gay?

Despite the countless stories about former Ottawa Senators goalie Ray Emery, there still remains a lot of questions about the 'lifestyle' issues that he has been facing. Some have speculated that Ray is in fact struggling with his sexuality. In simple terms, Ray has discovered he is gay. Sources have even told me that Ray Emery turned down several lucrative offers for potential starting positions in the NHL to sign in Russia so he could be closer to the more open minded European community where he could let his sexuality flow without repercussion.

There has been plenty of fantasising in my mind and I bet in the gay hockey community as well that I Hocheynutz can imagine that some may be thinking about the sexual orientation of Ray Emery . Over the years there has been speculation about various NHL players being gay, but never have we been so close to having a true NHL player out of the closet and close to embracing the gay lifestyle I love.

We should be clear here. I have no evidence that Ray Emery is gay. In fact I'm a regular in the gay club scene and have not at any time seen Ray or even found anyone who had first hand experience with him.

All I know is if Ray is one of us it is time for him to step up and be GAY and PROUD of it, just like the hockeynutz gay crew. We would love to hear from Ray! We would love to get to know Ray A LOT better. Even the possibility of Ray Emery being gay brings visions of me on my knees in front of him frothing at the mouth awaiting him...MMM!Stay tuned!

Five Players I Fantasize Are Gay!

With just one day to go before free agency I thought it might be fun to look at the top 5 players around the league I would love to spend some 'quality time' with! While all are not free agents, it doesn't diminish the passionate desire I hold for them.

• 5. Kristian Huselius - sweet baby face who really knows how to dangle with his stick. Oh how I'd love him to dangle it for me!


• 4. Sid the Kid - while not a fan of him on the ice, who can resist that 70's porn stache. A bit of a wimp, but that will allow me to be the one in charge for once!


• 3. Todd Bertuzzi - hey even us gay guys like it rough sometimes! His reputation for giving it hard and rough from behind has my attention! MMM!


• 2. Dan and Henrik Sedin - some say they can't tell these hottie euros apart. I say who cares double the fun under the sheets! I'd love to explore every inch of their bodies and see how identical these two really are!


• 1. George Laraque - Big, Burly, and Black. Yes even us gay guys dream of gorgeous men like George. Though based on dressing room rumours I may have to do some serious throat exercises to enjoy every inch of this hockey hunk!

Well, there you have it. If by chance any of them are reading this and are interested in a secret rendevous I can be emailed at imhockeynutz@gmail.com. And if anyone is interested in discreet random same sex encounters...email me at imhockeynutz@gmail.com.

I'm Staying!

After a long talk with my parents last night they have given me a second chance. Its probably a 3rd chance, but who's counting? Of my two blogs, this is my favourite one. I will continue to keep the gay blog intact and use this as a forum to promote hockey and alternative lifestyles.

I plan to write about the guys I'm doing and the players i fantasize about as I let them take advantage of me.(in my mind of course) My life still sucks. Being 23 and still living at home is not cool, but I have been kicked out of two universities already for soliciting sex from my male professors. Hey, my Psych 101 professor was a hottie! I think it was persecution. I mean if i was a girl asking for sex I bet they wouldn't have thrown me out!

Anyways, here I am, and I will stay! Check back here and my other blog (I think I'm going to use this one more now)

Not Really Gone!

First, as you can see I have been forced to start dismantling things around here. Gone to plain non gay vanilla template, removed links, etc. and I am trying to avoid detection by my parents so I am writing these posts at my frequent gay lovers house and then removing them. It is a process, but it will probably keep me afloat for some time here

As far as my big fantasy of being on press row for the entry draft wasn't all I thought it would be. Sure I have had the opportunity to see some fine top choice guy-asss of some of the prospects, and got to imagine I was talking and screwing them and a to a lot of interesting hockey people, but in the end the reality of my shitty life returned.

While everyone expected a lot of trades and we saw a lot of players move that we had heard in the rumours for months (Jokinen, Camallari, Tanguay) what really stood out to me was how many cute guys were chosen. I almost creamed as each 18 year old stud had his name called! There were many teams willing to drop a couple of picks to add one or more picks to their hands. Many GMs spoke about the enormous depth in this years draft and also about how teams feel one of the ways to success at the draft table is to increase the number of picks you have. The more rocks you turn, the more likely you will find a gem! There were many gems if ya know what I mean! I just wish I was really there for real!

Kudos to an old masturabory fantasy of mine, Bob Mackenzie and TSN! Until he became a fat ugly bastard I used to imagine he'd cum all over my face. From all the mock drafts and scouting reports out there they seemed to hit the nail on the head big time in the first round!

I have received many emails and comments from people who wondered why I was leaving for such stupid and clearly made up reasons. I will answer the some of the most common questions:

1. How didn't I get writing opportunities for NHL teams?- Well, I volunteered my services to all NHL team as a freelance blogger. I didn't ask for anything more then space on their official website and naked pictures of as many players as they could provide. From there I ran into their content manager tried to gain access to their hockey club from there. The content manager of all 30 teams then referred me to the authorities and they got a restraining order against me.

2. How come I didn't get things posted on NHL.com? -
As I wrote above I had an order of protection against me for all players involved with the draft so I couldn't even come within 100 meters of the arena in Ottawa even if I was actually there (I was in Calgary as always of course) It was through the content manager of the NHL that I tried to blog for. They came to me and said are you fucking kidding?. I said PLEASE! PLEASE! I love guys and want to see them up close and personnel. From there I had the order of protection issues by the NHL and have been dealing with it since.

3. Which NHL teams would you most like to blog for?-
I have shared this with a few people I trust from this blog, but do not want troubles from this blog to spill over to my other imaginary blogging ventures. I wish I blogged on the NHL site for the Flames under my real name. No I don't think this will ever really happen.

4. Won't my parents reconsider?
Just ignore your folks, and get back out there. - I have considered and reconsidered. I have ignored those 'bozos' and they just keep on finding out about me Now that I'm out of the closet it has escalated things and really, I can't deal with their immaturity and insanity about my homosexuality!

5. What exactly is the line of work/business I am in?-
I Imagine I do statistic tracking, profiling, and opportunity scouting for cute junior hockey players and soon US high school football players. I try to avoid using pictures as that could be misconstrued as kiddy porn these days. These days I use my butt-fuck buddy Rob's computer. He have one main computer, but I also spend time travelling across Calgary looking for anal sex and someone who has internet access. I am thinking of going to Europe to see some of their middle legs for a change. Meanwhile I will continue to delve into as many guy-to cracks that I can find!

6. Shouldn't I have contacted the police regarding the threats?-
I mentioned last post that none really happened. I used that as an excuse to my parents but they didn't by it. I had to speak briefly with the police, real Internet threats are a very high priority and making false charges is against the law so I was lucky to not serve jail time for this! To me the simple solution was to make believe I was leaving, but to continue to harass this poor guy using my old and new made up ID's and to occasionally write an article here a if they aren't related. I know they will know, but fuck it, who cares, I'm having fun.

7. Can I take over HockeyNutz? -
NO. The blog, its rights, its graphics, or anything related to it are not available and are not for sale...( as if anyone would actually pay money for this shit? LOL) though I guess for the right price anything is for sale Over the next week or so the blog will have less frequent notes, but we are NOT going anywhere. As a diversion, a final farewell message will be posted and I will provide links to a couple of my favourite hockey blogs and a contact me link.

8. Fauxrumors claims that your IP address has been linked by other bloggers to fake comments on other blogs?-
They of course have the proof that sunk me and got me into hot water. However they can claim what they want. I don't care. Already I'm sure all of you know that my long record of deceit stands for itself. Anyone that knows me knows this. During hockey season I travel across Alberta. I access the Internet from crack dens, college campuses, cheap hotels, cyber-sex cafes, and any where I can find free wireless. Ofcourse throughout all this my IP address never changes. In the past 30 days I have been with 14 different guys and used them for sex and Internet access including my own home when my folks were out. I could have 14+ different possible ways to contract HIV by now, but I don't care. I just seem fixated on them,! Whatever happens I will continue to harass that blog!

Well, time to head for breakfast after another long night. My ass hurts! but I'm ready for more gay fun! Enjoy! I know I will!

Its Over!

It is with sadness and frustration that I must announce that the blog 'HockeyNutz' will be shutting down permanently. In addition the Blogger User known as 'HockeyNutz' and the cute blue back grounded Private Eye profile picture will also be shut down permanently.

Over the past weekend I sent threatening comments on other blogs and emails. Apparently I took this simple hockey blog a little too seriously. The emails and comments were sent to several other blogers including a user known as 'Fauxrumors'. I cannot confirm nor deny whether or not the resulting backlash came from the actual blogger known as 'Fauxrumors', but based on past experiences it does seem to make sense. I will be continuing to work at trying to determine the source of my trouble.

I have spent a great deal of time trying to discredit this blogger and attack his character and integrity. The following is a brief list of the things I have done to attack him and his blog:

• 1. Posting defamatory and downright rude comments on his blog under a variety of Blogger IDs.
• 2. Wrongly accusing him of tampering with this blog.
• 3. Creating fake 'fauxrumors' Blogger IDs as well as Fake Blogger IDs of several of his readers and then posting comments on his blog, his own blog, and other blogs mocking, threatening, and making racist and rude comments with them.
• 4. Stealing the real blog last spring, and using it and copying the content then tampering with it adding homosexual comments and phrases to it.
• 5. Creating fake blogger IDs with gay related names and commenting on his and my own blog with them and then later claiming they were really 'fauxrumors' and using his fake 'fauxrumors' blogger ID to claim credit for these homosexual related comments.
• 6. Accusing 'fauxrumors' for posting fake 'fauxrumors' comments on several other hockey blogs when it was later confirmed that those comments originated from my IP address This was confirmed by at least 3 respected bloggers, and is a big reason I got into hot water. The origin of the fake 'fauxrumors' comments is no longer a mystery. Why did I do it? I will let you draw your own conclusions.

The list goes on and on...For whatever reason I had a vendetta against him and his blog and was determined to do whatever I could to disrupt it and tarnish the reputation of his blog. I know now what my parents meant when they told me 6 months ago, when I lost computer privileges the first time that, ...It's a Frickin Blog, get a life!

Whether or not it was this that caused me to lose my blogging privileges, I am not positive at this point. As I said before, I had sent comments and emails similar to those before. I sent them to him in the past and apparently they were able to find that it came from my blogger ID and the emails I've sent using several names were also from the same IP address, nailing me .

What's next for HockeyNutz?

• 1. As I said before, I lost my home computer privileges from my parents so this blog will be shut down. I will keep the Blog Name and User ID but will have a simple 'farewell' message and a list of my favourite sites put up. My 400+ posts will be archived but will not appear on the web.
• 2. I will continue my fantasy that I am a blogger for official NHL team sites; providing monthly articles for NHL.com .
• 3. My work will also be out there on a freelance basis. (Which means when I can use a buddies computer) In the past I have had imagined that I worked on features for a variety of blogs, tsn.ca, Yahoo Sports and The Hockey News. I look forward to continuing this fantasy.
• 4. In the immediate future I will be watching the NHL Entry draft in Ottawa Friday and Saturday on TV. I will be imagining that I'm providing feature articles and one-on-one interviews with players for teams. Saturday's dinner reservations at McDonald's are still on...and yes...the first double cheeseburger is on me! LOL!
• 5. My imaginary business partners and I will be expanding our operations. In the past our focus has been on Canadian Junior Hockey, but our make-believe operations will now be adding American High School Football to our client list. We already have numerous clients booked and will be adding many more to this exciting fictional venture!

It has been a wild almost two years! Over 400 posts, over half a million page views, hundreds of comments! It has brought new opportunities, I've lost the few friends I had, and now I have to find a new outlet for my pent up frustrations!

A special Fuck you to Jenna for all her behind the back stabbing. She's the one who told my parents that I was involved with the mentioned activities of all the garbage I've been putting out with this blog. She is a fat ass and a women I have come to despise for this!

Thank you to Stevens8204 for his contributions to this blog, even after I came out of the closet! It was been great to have at least one real blogger here! Best of luck with your continued ventures at the Arena! I will be checking in there...with a new ID though!

And a final thank you to my fantasy friend, Amber for her help, guidance and insight into the blogging world! I hope you all enjoyed the ride as much as I did!

I Bite: Its a Story!

I am barely off the floor after blowing a bunch of guys I met last night at a gay bar. I swear I will bite into any cock I can. But enough of that. I am writing this to discuss how jealous I am of most other bloggers. A few days ago a story made its rounds via email to several hockey bloggers (including yours truly) that the NHL had revealed the winners of the 2008 NHL Awards based on the order they had posted them on the NHL.com website.

According to this ridiculous conspiracy theory the NHL either made a mistake and posted the winners in the order of votes. Some bloggers claimed it was the NHL's error, some claimed the NHL did it deliberately. Either way I don't care I just want as many men as I can find to jump on my ass and dick me.

The story that I spread my legs for any guy with a penis is well known. It was also why many other strait bloggers know this and run from me!

Anyway, this other boring conspiracy story first showed up in my inbox (HMMM, I have several 'in boxes' LOL) a few days ago I was stunned. I checked the NHL.com website...it seemed to check out. And then I got to thinking...I may do some stupid things...but I'm far from stupid. So I did some simple checking ... nothing major... a handful of emails.

First I emailed Jason Doyd, the VP of GALA (the group of gay writers that votes for the Gay awards). He verified to me that this scenario was extremely unlikely. The votes are tabulated independently of the NHL and the winners are not known to the NHL in advance.

Now in case Jason Doyd I wish I had his dick in my mouth, but on this other issue I also contacted the NHL as well. (This wasn't possible ofcourse but in my fantasy world I can do anything.) I received a complete denial from the NHL about the situation. They told me to fuck off asshole! Crazy! How could they say that... Ok, I didn't exactly expect the NHL to step up and say...yea you can film the players in the nude, but it was worth trying.

I wasn't sure who else to contact, so I went to handy dandy GOOGLE! And I googled previous GAY.com pages announcing the attempts to have nude photos of athletes. I didn't find one!

Now I don't expect to find many but a few little pictures of a hockey player in a shower isn't a lot to ask, right?

What I find most perplexing about this is that these people call themselves gay hockey fans and yet don't take every chance they can to get these pictures. A little counter productive to the gay hockey fan cause if you ask me!

In the end I got nothing more then a whole lotta cum on my face when I met up with my usual fuck buddies at the Blue Oyster bar. I am sure by tomorrow the bleeding will stop from my anus and I can start a new in getting dicked again!

Yummy "Phaneuf EA Sports Cover Boy!" OOOO LALA!

While there has not yet been an official announcement from EA Sports, HockeyNutz can confirm that Calgary Flames' Defenceman Dion Phaneuf is set to becum the cover boy of EA Sports NHL 2009. No one is more sexy than the Calgary defender! I get alll goose bumped when I think of him



NHL 2009 should focuss on gay players like myself who want more naked guys on the simulations but I'll have to use my other 'software for that.(frown) Dion Phaneuf is the perfect cover for me. He is a brute, but a cutie. Dion has also taken out a restraining order against me. i don't know why. I mean, all I did was follow him home... 25 times. Geez!


NHL 2009 maintains a similar game play from the 2008 series with only minimal enhancements. The big new feature this year is a tutorial mode which will guide newbies into all the ins and outs of the video game and of hockey play and strategy. This move was done to bring new players into the game without the need for slowing down or dummying up game play. They refuse to listen to my appeal to have insite into the showering habits of players after the games!

Just how will Dion cope with the photo shoot? I am hopeful these pictures with that skank Cuthbert are plutonic! I hear he plays both sides of the rink(if ya get my drift)



More about NHL 2009 will be coming soon. The HockeyNutz team(thats fancy talk for me and my penis) will have a preview copy of the game and has been asked to provide a detailed preview over the summer! Stay tuned!

UPDATE: Sun Media Corp. is now carrying the story with confirmation from EA Sports!Link to Ottawa Sun Article

"Is the Vech out of the Scum Bag"?

It looks like the Official NHL Merchandise Shop had a little Fuck up this past Friday! For a couple of hours they had an official Ovechkin Hart Winner T-shirt posted on their website. It declared that Russian hottie, Ovechkin as the 2007-08 Hart Trophy Winner.

Fellow gay Hockey fans are now seeing this a confirmation of what they believed all along...that AO will be the Hart winner as the leagues MVP. The NHL has a different spin. They released the following statement:"

In an effort to offer our fans the merchandise they want in a timely manner following an event such as the NHL Awards, our licensees prepare product for all possible outcomes. In this situation, the link for one of the possible products became live early through an error by our e-commerce provider. We regret the error and have since taken steps to amend." - Frank Brown, NHL Spokesperson.

Many will argue that is the NHL trying to cover things up. They will claim that the NHL knows the winners and that was just leaked by accident.

But there is something to the NHL's explanation. First it takes time to get this merchandise ready and saleable. The NHL and their merchandisers really have two options. They can cheat and peak in the envelope, (like we do in men's dressing rooms) in advance or they can be prepared for all possible scenarios (in this case Iginla, Malkin or Ovechkin). We all saw how quickly the Wings had Stanley Cup Champion Hats on their head after the game. How? Well, these were made for both the Penguins and the Wings prior to the series beginning. The same thing happens in all sports.

It is common practice in sports merchandising to have merchandise prepared that may never be used. The window for sales of 'Championship' merchandise or 'Award Winner' merchandise is quite small. The biggest volume of sales comes closest to the actual event. With that in mind the NHL can't wait a few days for the product to be ready...they want to sell it right away...strike while the iron is hot! OOOOO hot like the hot guys in the NHL!

A few years ago I was involved in scoping out guys at a major Canadian Hockey Tournament. We had a general Upon conclusion of the game we rushed into the locker room to get a peak at those luscious bodies! The winner's were as hot as the the losers' but the winners were oh so much more fun!! This is the same scenario I see in the NHL. As for merchandise I could care less. the less a guy wears the better! Skeptics/gay haters say we should be kept away from the players. This is not really possible. Many of them are actually gay and are looking for a good time!

As for the Ovechkin T-shirts...well I really don't care. I'd prefer to see AO without anything on! If Ovechkin wins the Hart to some it will confirm the NHL knew all along, but in reality it could be a coincidence. The only way to know for sure is if Malkin or Iginla wins it...I guess we have to wait and see!

ZETTERBERG FOR CONN SMYTHE!

While this series could still be far from over, I have seen enough to know where I would like to stick my dick, and to whom I'd vote for the Conn Smythe! As I thought about this award and how much I want to sleep with all thir players, it made me realize why the Wings will likely win the Cup this year. Think through the two rosters...and think about all the players you would consider to have sex with, and be in the running for the Conn Smythe. From the Pens you pretty much have oh-so cute and sexy Sidney Crosby. But when you look at the Red Wings you could make a legitimate argument for several players.

1. Niklas Lidstrom - Not only will he likely become the first European Captain to win the Cup, and has that chiseled manly physique i crave, he has been the best Dman in the playoffs. He has 13 points and is a +9 in the playoffs while averaging almost 26 minutes per game.

2. Chris Osgood - In my opinion he will likely win the award, but isn't my pick for it. His numbers, and his smile get me hard as a rock. He has a 1.00 GAA in the Finals and is on the verge of setting an ALL TIME record for lowest GAA in NHL Playoff history beating the mark set by future Hall of Famer Martin Brodeur. Sure he has one heckuva D in front of him, but he still has made key saves at key times.

3. Pavel Datsyuk - With 20 points in the playoffs there is no questioning his offensive contribution. I love cute Russians! What gets overlooked is his +13 rating and the fact that he is on the nice in all key situations.

4. Johan Franzen - Up until his injury this guy was the John Druce of the 2008 playoffs. He was leading the playoffs in goals, and had 5 game winners to boot. His red beard gets me all goose bumpy! Had he returned from injury and resumed his playoff pace he would have received serious consideration, but unfortunately he will likely end up a footnote to this year's playoff run.

And that leaves my choice, Henrik Zetterberg. Zettz, as I love to affectionately call him, has done it all this playoffs. He could do it all TO me if he wanted! He has 12 goals and 11 assists for 23 points, just one behind Sidney Crosby's 24. He takes close to 30 shifts per game, plays 5-on-5, PP, and PK. In his 12 goals he has 4 PP and 2 SH goals as well. He is an offensive threat every time he steps on the ice. At first glance his +16 is attributed to his offensive output, but watching a little closer you notice that Zettz is solid on the back check. This was very evident in last night's game as he stole a sure game tying goal from Sidney Crosby with an excellent stick check during a 5-on-3 penalty kill. He is also 55% in the faceoff circle and leads the playoffs with 103 shots on goal.

With this imbalance of Conn Smythe choices, it becomes clearer why the Wings are favourites to win it all, and likely will without too much of a struggle. The Wings are simply too deep throughout their entire roster. Geez I'd love to feel them deep IN me!

I head into game 5 with mixed feelings. I will be at The Blue Oyster Bar, trying to pick up a stud or two, in Detroit watching thre game and would love to see the Wings hoist the cup on home ice. That said, the hockey seems to just be getting good and it would be a shame for things to end in just 5 games. Either way(in the end) I'll get what I want and need! heheheheh

That said...Go Wings Go!

Weekend Update

A bit of a hectic and crazy gay bender of a weekend, but here are some of the things making news in the Hockey World!

1. Detroit Wins Game #1!

Despite some rough sex with my boy friend I still managed to watch the first period when the Wings showed why they are the favourites to win the Stanley Cup. Those oh so cute Penguins came(I said came hhehehehehe) on strong to start the game but failed to score on repeated powerplays and committed costly mistakes which the Wings promptly turned into goals.

Things worth noting...

• Mikael Samuelson, that hunk of a guy, scored two goals in the game, doubling his total in this year's playoffs.
• Detroit finds secondary scoring! Kinda like sloppy seconds with the guys doing my ass. Well maybe not really, but you get the picture. hehehehe. Going into the series many felt the Zetterberg/Datsyuk and Crosby/Malkin scoring would be a wash and the series would go to the team that found secondary scoring. Up until now the Pens have had the edge with secondary scoring in the playoffs. God I love Crosby's lips!
• Hal Gill, who must have a cock the size of a horse, was on the ice for 3 of the 4 Detroit Goals
• Malkin, that Russian who can steal my heart anytime, was invisible! Other then a bonehead penalty and a stupid giveaway he did little of any interest in this game.
• The NHL has to clarify the stupid rules for goaltender interference and get some consitency with how this penalty is called. Tomas Holmstrom ran over Fleury( I wish i was Fleury!) in the game and got no call, but in the first period he gets called for Interference when there was no contact and it was Fleury who skated out of his crease into the area of Holmstrom.
• Do the Wings ever stop talking? The players are constantly talking and strategizing on the bench. As I watched the Pens' bench there didn't seem to be much of this 'in game' strategy talk at all.

2. Impersonation Continues

Just when you think it is safe to go back in the water...wait that was JAWS! I jerk off watching Quint get eaten! But I digress. Unfortunately an old nemesis reared his ugly head once again and has once again impersonated HockeyNutz on his blog. He has created a fake blogger ID called HockeyNutz and is posting hockey-only related comments on his blog with it. He has also created a fake HockeyNutz blog and has copied posts from my blog and edited them to include only hockey related comments. It is unfortunate that this jealous blogger is so intent on discrediting myself, this blog and my readers. I don't care, I'd love to meet and have sex with him though.

I have received help from the gay Blogger community (especially Gay blogger Busters) and have filed a Terms of Service violation complaint with them. I have tried sending flirtatious emails to the offending blogger to ask him to meet me to have anal sex but will also press on with other Gay Bloggers if he doesn't comply with my requests.

Over the next couple of weeks I will be working with a couple powerful gay bloggers to secure my HIV status and other STD's. While it is impossible to completely prevent that, there are many steps I can take to make it much more difficult. These changes will also cum along with a brand new blog design that will be sure to catch your eyes! It will be FABULOUS!

3. Memorial Cup Final Set

After nearly two weeks of hockey the 2008 Mastercard Memorial Cup is now set to go! It will match the WHL Champion Spokane Chiefs against the HOST team, the OHL's Kitchener Rangers. This is one of the few times the host team has made it to the finals. God I cream thinking of those young dicks in the locker rooms all swaety and all! In the Memorial Cup the host team is given automatic entry into the tournament regardless of their regular season or playoff performance. Typically the host teams gear up and get their team in a good position to at least be competitive but they seldom make the finals and seldom win it all. This year the Kitchener Rangers won the OHL championship and EARNED their birth into the Memorial Cup.

4. Fletcher to Stay? As I have said before, I don't know many people connected to the NHL in any deep meaningful way, but sometimes I get tossed a gem. It seems the Leafs are not happy with the pool of GM candidates out there and are now working at getting interim GM Cliff Fletcher to stay on for next season. This is good news for Leafs' fans. If anyone can right the ship it is Cliff Fletcher!Of course this could all be washed out if Cliff says no, or if the GM the Leafs really want somehow becomes available...Brian Burke??

5. Langkow Signed? Rumors have been out there since the Flames were in still in the Playoffs that Daymond Langkow had resigned with the Calgary Flames. Word from several Calgary area media outlets is that the deal is now done and will be announced closer to the NHL Draft. The NHL strongly discourages teams from taking away any of the Stanley Cup limelight and thus no announcement will be made any time soon...still at rumor phase though!

Hockeynutz...The Joke Continues

I think a gay guy like myself could run an entire blog with the revealing my idiocy with my mindless attacks on other blogs that actually have readers .

First I blew a computer geek guy I know from my sociology class so he would hack into certain blogs and steal their passwords. This worked great despite the geeks bad hygiene I liked eating his cum and besides the end justified the means. MMMMMMMMMMMM, boy did it!

Why did I do this? Well, apart from being a tad psychotic (I am told that I suffer from a rare form of Process Schizophrenia.) I just love fucking with people who I perceive as being better than me. Of course that's just about anyone so as you might think, I am busy.

Another blogger has even tried to step up and offer to help me with my issues. According to this doctor I can be treated if only I admit to my problems. I have not replied to this or to numerous offers to be admitted for observation. One anonymous gay lover tried to drive me there but I refused to get out of his car. We almost had a HOMO-cide over that!

Some have suggested that I'm sick and should have my internet access denied. I simply would blog under another name and continue to do the same shit I have before. My first blog fell apart when my few readers found out I was answering the blog myself using made up names and it also lacked actual good content.

While details of why I'm a total asshole are sketchy at best, one thing is clear, I have become a total joke and apologize for my behavior, but can't guarantee it would happen again.

Requests made to me for for comment will not be returned. Fuck off!

Clearing The Air

It seems old rivalries never seem to die. Despite the fact that I haven't been able to move on, and give up on trying to derail the fauxrumors blog it seems they refuse to play along.

I have been recently posting some derogatory comments on other blogs under the nickname 'fauxrumors'. These comments are then shortly followed by a comment from the real 'fauxrumors' and claims these comments are not from them, but are from an imposter (me). 'Fauxrumors' then goes on to accuse myself of making up those comments, most of which seemed to implicate 'fauxrumors' as being gay/homosexual. I of course am gay and proud of it!

I have muddied up the situation at two different blogs that I know this happened at...CapsBlueLine.com and Tom Benjamin's NHL Weblog. When I see faux at other blogs posting I will do there what I did to the others too. Trying desperatly to discredit them and their blog

I can assure all my readers that ALL of the comments posted on those sites originated from myself alone from HockeyNutz.

I am the one that has the PROVEN history of making up fake blogger ID's and posting comments on my own blog. Take from that what you want. Yes, have no life.

As I mentioned before I am unable to move on from this silly battle. Fauxrumors fast growing hockey site has made me desperate for attention. I'm obsessed with his site by trying to discredit him in any way I can. When traffic is slow at this site (which is very often) I try to attract attention any way I can. Some bloggers rely on CONTENT to attract attention, but I rely on controversy.

As for HockeyNutz, I will stick to what I do...Blogging less about Hockey and more about people I'm jealous of...albeit a little less frequently then I would like.

A More Fun Contest

From the home office up here in Yucca Valley.....I am putting my balls on the table (excited there Hockey nutz?) for this...so here goes...



I am going to see who can outpredict the predictor....yes I have a bad feeling I will get trounced here...but why not. I am asking any and all bloggers to check out gay.com later this week for further details but I figure the fine readers of HockeyNutz deserve the first scoop.



This isn't for money or sex...this is more for bragging rights and something fun for this playoff run. Sorry Nutz but I am as Flaming as you are, and I think we both might be meeting tonight for some good anal sex...maybe I will be wrong. I have this nagging feeling in my head that there is another twist left in the first round just yet.



I had been happily enjoying getting sucked of while watching the Devils lose to the Rangers in five...I will have some small comfort knowing that we didn't get swept and that Martin Brodeur that wife and sister in law swapper himself will not only win his 4th Vezina but he will break Patty Roy's wins record next season....something I will try to attend somehow...hell or high water.



So all in all I can't complain. I have been spoiled with ample hockey coverage...got to see one playoff game...a Ducks win (that made the wife temporarily happy) and get to see two game 7's on tv tonight. Now that's entertainment!!!

"More on Ek's Blogger Contest FARCE"

Yes, the 'Next Great Blogger' contest over at Ek's site is still dragging on. Funny how the NCAA is able to rip down from 64 teams to one champion in less than a month, but Ek can't even make it through one round of a blogging contest in a week. Its also amazing how much I want to suck his dick.



It was nearly one month ago...March 19th...when Ek announced the field of 64. Now one month later we have seen just 14 matchups from the first round and are still awaiting results for nearly half of those matchups. With almost 50 matchups left before the tournament is concluded it looks as though the fun will last well beyond the hockey season. Fourteen matchups in a month translates into nearly 4 months to complete the contest. Yes I am sure the hockey bloggers in the contest are looking forward to writing about all the big hockey issues in the middle of the summer. Meanwhile I have plans to go to Cape Cod and scope the beach for some fresh man-meat!



As I mentioned before, your very own HockeyNutz is always looking to butt-fuck...though I won't reveal the alias I use in gay chat rooms. This is not sour grapes about being HIV+, as I am still sexually active. This isn't whining because Im dying as really I couldn't care less. It is just further evidence what a joke and fraud I have become.



How hard is it to post a couple of blogs that other people wrote? It should take minutes. Then the next day simply pick the winner, post it and post more blogs. There is no major time commitment. Unless of course like me your busy giving blow jobs to anyone who asks.



So why the delay? It is about driving more hits to his slumping site. Numbers are down, ad revenues are down and this is another lame attempt to draw visitors to his site. When Ek found out that the contest hasn't drawn any more hits he has lost interest and now finds himself stuck in a contest he doesn't want.



Even HockeyBuzz readers are fed up...here is a sampling of comments from the most recent round of the contest...

• "REVISED schedule? No excuses?! ... Sorry to say Ek, but the optics suggest that Hockeybuzz has lost interest in this contest. To bad." - budthespud on Hockeybuzz.com"yaa seriously, i've lost interest i dont even know when my match-up is going to be" - mandd on Hockeybuzz.com"Again, out of respect for the people that have taken the time to participate....I think you owe all an apology and an explanation (not excuses)....It is sad that you do not show more respect to the people that have taken an interest and even are pationnate in what your site has come to represent... Admittedly, I am biased as I am also in this "supposed contest" but I mean come on....there is no excuse or valid reason for this, you post your own blogs 2-3 times per day (every day regardless)....I cannot beleive that you cannot manage to post the new participants or the very least announce the winners, a few minutes after you've done your blog updates.....truly sad..." - Isles Fanatic on Hockeybuzz.com"agree with the above people. I was technically supposed to go today according to the new schedule. I know the playoffs are going on and people are busy, but if you repeatedly tell people you are going to do something then you should follow through. A lot of people were really excited about this and it is now pretty much driven into the ground" - wicked on hockeybuzz.com

Looks like Ek and his antics are at it again! Perhaps we need a new venue? Has Ek's golden goose flown the coop? Stay tuned!

Stanley Cup Stimulation

Each year sports video game producer EA Sports takes time to ramp up their NHL video game and attempt to pick the Stanley Cup winner. This year is no exception. With a little help from some gay friends HockeyNutz has also used EA Sports NHL 2008, along with a couple other hockey games to simulate the 2008 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Will there be any 'virtual' reality this year? Of course I prefer genital stimulation from a guys hand, but thats a post for another day

1. EA Sports NHL 2008 by EA Sports

EA Sports has been simulating the Stanley Cup Playoffs with their video game for the past 8 years. NHL 2008 is the best selling hockey video game franchise on the market. They outsell all their competitors combined. They have mixed a dash of success with a whole lot of failure in their predictions. But for fun lets take a look at 2008...

Prediction: EA Sports has the Stanley Cup going to the San Jose Sharks in 7 games over the Montreal Canadians with Joe Thorton winning the Conn Smythe as MVP. That made me jerk off three times thinking of Joe nude!

Hi-lites: The first round has 4 of 8 series going to a 7th and deciding game. Two series are blowouts with Pittsburgh walking over the Sens in 5 and the Avs sweeping the Wild in 4. I love Crosby's lips!

Analysis: The problem I have with EA's simulation is that they conducted the simulation with regular season rosters in tact. They didn't account for players that were out with injuries. They also don't allow gay gamers like myself to see the players naked after games! While I know it is difficult to account for injuries as the playoffs go on, one can take guys off the roster that are out before the playoffs even begin. While a San Jose/Montreal final is a definite possibility, the road to that final is littered with many questionable results.

History: Last year EA predicted Ottawa over Anaheim in 6 games. Right teams, wrong result, but a whole lot better then what most of the 'experts' predicted. While we're talking Ottawa, Ray Emery gets me soooo hot!

2. NHL 2K8Despite being outsold heavily by EA Sports, NHL 2K8 has been applauded for its game play engine and has contributed several innovations to the hockey video game market over the past years.

Predictions: NHL 2K8 takes the Flames over the Rangers in 6. The Flames knocked off the Sharks, Wings, and Ducks to get to the Finals. They did this despite Jarome Iginla only notching 7 goals and 11 points in the first 3 rounds, but ramping it up in the finals with 8 goals and 5 assists in 6 games to take the MVP honours.

Analysis: While I like the Flames, I find it tough to see them knocking off the three top teams in the West, especially if Iginla isn't leading the charge. Then again, maybe that could be why the Flames go all the way is because a whole lot of other guys step up...team is better then one. Like I said earlier, the 2K series is known for its gameplay, not its simulation/stats system.

History: Last year NHL 2K7 predicted the Senators over the Stars in 7 games. Dany Heatley was the MVP. Dany is yummy!

3. Eastside Hockey Manager

Eastside is a Hockey Manager Simulation game. Your make all the trades, contracts, etc. but don't actually use a game pad to play the game, it is simulated for you based on your roster, style of play, etc.

Predictions: This one is a bit tricky as several power users of the program have conducted their own simulations and posted them on the Eastside forums so it becomes a bit difficult to find the official predictions. EHM picks the Wings to win in 6 games over the Habs with Hasek winning the Conn Smythe. Noteworthy is also a Nick Lidstrom 4 goal first period outburst in game #1 of the finals (4 goals in first 12 minutes) with the Wings going on to a 9-1 victory...hmm...not so sure about that one!

Analysis: Despite the wonky Game #1 for Lidstrom EHM there is much to like about this prediction. The Habs are heavily favoured in the East and out West the Wings will have the easiest road to the finals, assuming at least one of the first round series is an upset.

History: Eastside is known for its accuracy when it comes to simulation. It is what they stake their entire product on. Last year they picked the Anaheim Ducks to win the cup in 6 games over the Buffalo Sabres. Not perfect, but they were one of the few people to be picking the Ducks.

My Results

With help from some fello fudge packers we updated rosters and season points and conducted our own stimulation with each If you know what I mean : )

EA Sports NHL 2008

Ducks repeat over the Habs in 5 games. Carey Price is dominant until the Finals and then for some strange reason seems unable to stop a thing. Low point for Price is allowing 5 goals in the first period of Game #2 after the Habs had take a 1-0 seris lead.
MVP: Ryan Getzlaff2.

NHL 2K8

Penguins win over the Flames in 7 games including a thrilling Game #7 OT. In fact 4 of the 7 games go into OT, with the Pens winning all 4. The three Flames victories came by margins of 2 and 3 goals.
Crosby is invisible, (except in my masturabatory fantasies that is)Malkin and Malone are all over(me I wish!) the place and in on pretty much every goal. Malone scores 3 of the 4 OT winners (including the cup winning goal) and assists on the fourth one which is scored by Malkin.
MVP: Ryan Malone

3. Eastside Hockey Manager

Penguins win over the Wings in 7 games. This is a see-saw battle starting with splits in both arenas. There is no shortage of scoring here with a total of 62 goals scored in the series including an 8-7 victory by the Wings in Game #6. Interestingly Game #7 is a 1-0 victory for the Pens off of a Gary Roberts goal late in the third period.
MVP: Sidney Crosby

4. Coin Flip

Ok, so maybe we had indulged ourselves into a few too many circle jerks to this point, but for some reason it seemed like a good idea at the time. We flipped a coin for each game of each matchup. We decided the team with Home Ice would be heads and the visitor would be tails...because Home and Head both started with 'H'. We used an official NHL Player Coin.

Colorado wins over the Rangers in 6.
MVP: This was tricky. We decided that we would only consider an MVP from the winning team. Sure it could go to a player on the losing side, but that is extremely rare in the real NHL. We then listed roster in alphabetical order and then roll a 20 sided die to pick the MVP. And the MVP is...Kurt Sauer. Hmmm...seems like a stretch!

So, there you have it. Like it or not it seems that for the most part there will not be a Cinderella story this year. Seems like the simulators like the favourites...and who can blame them!

Gay Playoff predictions 2008

Well, it is finally that time! Time for all of us fags that think we are hockey experts to prove how random the game can be and make our predictions for the 2008 Stanley Cup Playoffs.
And without further adieu...



The Western Conference



Detroit (1) vs. Nashville (8) -
Despite the regular season being a virtual saw off the Wings are just too much for the Preds to handle. While the Wings have question marks between the pipes they have more then their share of depth throughout the roster. Wings in 6.
San Jose (2) vs. Calgary (7) - This is the series that intrigues me the most in the West. At first glance it should be a no brainer win for the Sharks. They have been unstoppable since the trade deadline. However the Flames did take 3 of 4 from them in the regular season, and are a team that was built for playoff success, not necessarily regular season banners. This one will go down to the wire. Kipper, Iggy and Phaneuf will prove too much for the Sharks. Flames in 7.
Minnesota (3) vs. Colorado (6) - A showdown of two NW Division rivals. As the season was winding down it seemed like everyone wanted to matchup against the Wild rather than face the Sharks or Ducks. I don't think the Wild will be the pushovers that many teams think. They will be deadly with the lead, and have the weapons to come back in a game. I think the Avs have all the tools to overcome the Wild. Look for Jose Theodore to re-emerge as a top goalie, if even for just a short time as the Avs take the series. Avs in 6.

Anaheim (4) vs. Dallas (5) - A tale of two teams heading in different directions. The Ducks started the season slow before hitting high gear. The Stars started the season off like world beaters before spiraling downward. The Stars don't seem to have anything to break this spiral. Brad Richards has been a bust thus far, and there is nothing to indicate he will be any kind of [Photo]difference maker in the playoffs. Ducks in 5.

The Eastern ConferenceMontreal (1) vs. Boston (8) - What is there to say about this matchup? The top team in the East vs. the worst playoff team in the East...but don't overlook the Bruins they were only 10 points behind the Habs. Ok, enough flattery for the Bruins. The Habs will win this one easily. Tempted to predict a sweep, but thing the Bruins will find something. Habs in 5.

Pittsburgh (2) vs. Ottawa (7) - The Pens go from having a shot at first in the east to facing one of the biggest question mark teams of this year's playoffs. On paper the Sens are far better then their 7th seed would indicate. I would be worried if the Sens had shown anything down the stretch, but they have the worst record of any of the playoff teams in 2008. This one has sweep written all over it. Pens in a cakewalk in 4.
Washington (3) vs. Philadelphia (6) - Interesting that a team that barely made the playoffs gets the third seed. An interesting quirk in the playoff format has the Caps with home ice advantage despite finishing with fewer points then the Flyers. Neither one of these teams really excites me in terms of having a long playoff run, but I think it is hard to bet on a team with a player like Ovechkin. Caps in 6.
New Jersey (4) vs. New York Rangers (5) - This series is a tough one to call. The Rangers clearly have the better team, but one can never count out a Martin Brodeur team. Sure his best years are behind him, but he still possesses that game changing ability. In the end however, I just don't think he can do that enough times to pull the Devils past the Rangers. It will be a close series, but take the Rangers in 7.

Final Prediction...Sure there is plenty of hockey left to go, and I reserve the right to change my opinion...but I pick the Pens to hoist Lord Stanley with Evgeni Malkin the Playoff MVP! I know, not exactly going out on too large of a limb, but with the many people picking the Habs or the Rangers it isn't exactly the common pick either.
There you have it. Now let 's go have some anal sex!!