Five Players I Fantasize Are Gay!

With just one day to go before free agency I thought it might be fun to look at the top 5 players around the league I would love to spend some 'quality time' with! While all are not free agents, it doesn't diminish the passionate desire I hold for them.

• 5. Kristian Huselius - sweet baby face who really knows how to dangle with his stick. Oh how I'd love him to dangle it for me!


• 4. Sid the Kid - while not a fan of him on the ice, who can resist that 70's porn stache. A bit of a wimp, but that will allow me to be the one in charge for once!


• 3. Todd Bertuzzi - hey even us gay guys like it rough sometimes! His reputation for giving it hard and rough from behind has my attention! MMM!


• 2. Dan and Henrik Sedin - some say they can't tell these hottie euros apart. I say who cares double the fun under the sheets! I'd love to explore every inch of their bodies and see how identical these two really are!


• 1. George Laraque - Big, Burly, and Black. Yes even us gay guys dream of gorgeous men like George. Though based on dressing room rumours I may have to do some serious throat exercises to enjoy every inch of this hockey hunk!

Well, there you have it. If by chance any of them are reading this and are interested in a secret rendevous I can be emailed at imhockeynutz@gmail.com. And if anyone is interested in discreet random same sex encounters...email me at imhockeynutz@gmail.com.

I'm Staying!

After a long talk with my parents last night they have given me a second chance. Its probably a 3rd chance, but who's counting? Of my two blogs, this is my favourite one. I will continue to keep the gay blog intact and use this as a forum to promote hockey and alternative lifestyles.

I plan to write about the guys I'm doing and the players i fantasize about as I let them take advantage of me.(in my mind of course) My life still sucks. Being 23 and still living at home is not cool, but I have been kicked out of two universities already for soliciting sex from my male professors. Hey, my Psych 101 professor was a hottie! I think it was persecution. I mean if i was a girl asking for sex I bet they wouldn't have thrown me out!

Anyways, here I am, and I will stay! Check back here and my other blog (I think I'm going to use this one more now)

Not Really Gone!

First, as you can see I have been forced to start dismantling things around here. Gone to plain non gay vanilla template, removed links, etc. and I am trying to avoid detection by my parents so I am writing these posts at my frequent gay lovers house and then removing them. It is a process, but it will probably keep me afloat for some time here

As far as my big fantasy of being on press row for the entry draft wasn't all I thought it would be. Sure I have had the opportunity to see some fine top choice guy-asss of some of the prospects, and got to imagine I was talking and screwing them and a to a lot of interesting hockey people, but in the end the reality of my shitty life returned.

While everyone expected a lot of trades and we saw a lot of players move that we had heard in the rumours for months (Jokinen, Camallari, Tanguay) what really stood out to me was how many cute guys were chosen. I almost creamed as each 18 year old stud had his name called! There were many teams willing to drop a couple of picks to add one or more picks to their hands. Many GMs spoke about the enormous depth in this years draft and also about how teams feel one of the ways to success at the draft table is to increase the number of picks you have. The more rocks you turn, the more likely you will find a gem! There were many gems if ya know what I mean! I just wish I was really there for real!

Kudos to an old masturabory fantasy of mine, Bob Mackenzie and TSN! Until he became a fat ugly bastard I used to imagine he'd cum all over my face. From all the mock drafts and scouting reports out there they seemed to hit the nail on the head big time in the first round!

I have received many emails and comments from people who wondered why I was leaving for such stupid and clearly made up reasons. I will answer the some of the most common questions:

1. How didn't I get writing opportunities for NHL teams?- Well, I volunteered my services to all NHL team as a freelance blogger. I didn't ask for anything more then space on their official website and naked pictures of as many players as they could provide. From there I ran into their content manager tried to gain access to their hockey club from there. The content manager of all 30 teams then referred me to the authorities and they got a restraining order against me.

2. How come I didn't get things posted on NHL.com? -
As I wrote above I had an order of protection against me for all players involved with the draft so I couldn't even come within 100 meters of the arena in Ottawa even if I was actually there (I was in Calgary as always of course) It was through the content manager of the NHL that I tried to blog for. They came to me and said are you fucking kidding?. I said PLEASE! PLEASE! I love guys and want to see them up close and personnel. From there I had the order of protection issues by the NHL and have been dealing with it since.

3. Which NHL teams would you most like to blog for?-
I have shared this with a few people I trust from this blog, but do not want troubles from this blog to spill over to my other imaginary blogging ventures. I wish I blogged on the NHL site for the Flames under my real name. No I don't think this will ever really happen.

4. Won't my parents reconsider?
Just ignore your folks, and get back out there. - I have considered and reconsidered. I have ignored those 'bozos' and they just keep on finding out about me Now that I'm out of the closet it has escalated things and really, I can't deal with their immaturity and insanity about my homosexuality!

5. What exactly is the line of work/business I am in?-
I Imagine I do statistic tracking, profiling, and opportunity scouting for cute junior hockey players and soon US high school football players. I try to avoid using pictures as that could be misconstrued as kiddy porn these days. These days I use my butt-fuck buddy Rob's computer. He have one main computer, but I also spend time travelling across Calgary looking for anal sex and someone who has internet access. I am thinking of going to Europe to see some of their middle legs for a change. Meanwhile I will continue to delve into as many guy-to cracks that I can find!

6. Shouldn't I have contacted the police regarding the threats?-
I mentioned last post that none really happened. I used that as an excuse to my parents but they didn't by it. I had to speak briefly with the police, real Internet threats are a very high priority and making false charges is against the law so I was lucky to not serve jail time for this! To me the simple solution was to make believe I was leaving, but to continue to harass this poor guy using my old and new made up ID's and to occasionally write an article here a if they aren't related. I know they will know, but fuck it, who cares, I'm having fun.

7. Can I take over HockeyNutz? -
NO. The blog, its rights, its graphics, or anything related to it are not available and are not for sale...( as if anyone would actually pay money for this shit? LOL) though I guess for the right price anything is for sale Over the next week or so the blog will have less frequent notes, but we are NOT going anywhere. As a diversion, a final farewell message will be posted and I will provide links to a couple of my favourite hockey blogs and a contact me link.

8. Fauxrumors claims that your IP address has been linked by other bloggers to fake comments on other blogs?-
They of course have the proof that sunk me and got me into hot water. However they can claim what they want. I don't care. Already I'm sure all of you know that my long record of deceit stands for itself. Anyone that knows me knows this. During hockey season I travel across Alberta. I access the Internet from crack dens, college campuses, cheap hotels, cyber-sex cafes, and any where I can find free wireless. Ofcourse throughout all this my IP address never changes. In the past 30 days I have been with 14 different guys and used them for sex and Internet access including my own home when my folks were out. I could have 14+ different possible ways to contract HIV by now, but I don't care. I just seem fixated on them,! Whatever happens I will continue to harass that blog!

Well, time to head for breakfast after another long night. My ass hurts! but I'm ready for more gay fun! Enjoy! I know I will!

Its Over!

It is with sadness and frustration that I must announce that the blog 'HockeyNutz' will be shutting down permanently. In addition the Blogger User known as 'HockeyNutz' and the cute blue back grounded Private Eye profile picture will also be shut down permanently.

Over the past weekend I sent threatening comments on other blogs and emails. Apparently I took this simple hockey blog a little too seriously. The emails and comments were sent to several other blogers including a user known as 'Fauxrumors'. I cannot confirm nor deny whether or not the resulting backlash came from the actual blogger known as 'Fauxrumors', but based on past experiences it does seem to make sense. I will be continuing to work at trying to determine the source of my trouble.

I have spent a great deal of time trying to discredit this blogger and attack his character and integrity. The following is a brief list of the things I have done to attack him and his blog:

• 1. Posting defamatory and downright rude comments on his blog under a variety of Blogger IDs.
• 2. Wrongly accusing him of tampering with this blog.
• 3. Creating fake 'fauxrumors' Blogger IDs as well as Fake Blogger IDs of several of his readers and then posting comments on his blog, his own blog, and other blogs mocking, threatening, and making racist and rude comments with them.
• 4. Stealing the real blog last spring, and using it and copying the content then tampering with it adding homosexual comments and phrases to it.
• 5. Creating fake blogger IDs with gay related names and commenting on his and my own blog with them and then later claiming they were really 'fauxrumors' and using his fake 'fauxrumors' blogger ID to claim credit for these homosexual related comments.
• 6. Accusing 'fauxrumors' for posting fake 'fauxrumors' comments on several other hockey blogs when it was later confirmed that those comments originated from my IP address This was confirmed by at least 3 respected bloggers, and is a big reason I got into hot water. The origin of the fake 'fauxrumors' comments is no longer a mystery. Why did I do it? I will let you draw your own conclusions.

The list goes on and on...For whatever reason I had a vendetta against him and his blog and was determined to do whatever I could to disrupt it and tarnish the reputation of his blog. I know now what my parents meant when they told me 6 months ago, when I lost computer privileges the first time that, ...It's a Frickin Blog, get a life!

Whether or not it was this that caused me to lose my blogging privileges, I am not positive at this point. As I said before, I had sent comments and emails similar to those before. I sent them to him in the past and apparently they were able to find that it came from my blogger ID and the emails I've sent using several names were also from the same IP address, nailing me .

What's next for HockeyNutz?

• 1. As I said before, I lost my home computer privileges from my parents so this blog will be shut down. I will keep the Blog Name and User ID but will have a simple 'farewell' message and a list of my favourite sites put up. My 400+ posts will be archived but will not appear on the web.
• 2. I will continue my fantasy that I am a blogger for official NHL team sites; providing monthly articles for NHL.com .
• 3. My work will also be out there on a freelance basis. (Which means when I can use a buddies computer) In the past I have had imagined that I worked on features for a variety of blogs, tsn.ca, Yahoo Sports and The Hockey News. I look forward to continuing this fantasy.
• 4. In the immediate future I will be watching the NHL Entry draft in Ottawa Friday and Saturday on TV. I will be imagining that I'm providing feature articles and one-on-one interviews with players for teams. Saturday's dinner reservations at McDonald's are still on...and yes...the first double cheeseburger is on me! LOL!
• 5. My imaginary business partners and I will be expanding our operations. In the past our focus has been on Canadian Junior Hockey, but our make-believe operations will now be adding American High School Football to our client list. We already have numerous clients booked and will be adding many more to this exciting fictional venture!

It has been a wild almost two years! Over 400 posts, over half a million page views, hundreds of comments! It has brought new opportunities, I've lost the few friends I had, and now I have to find a new outlet for my pent up frustrations!

A special Fuck you to Jenna for all her behind the back stabbing. She's the one who told my parents that I was involved with the mentioned activities of all the garbage I've been putting out with this blog. She is a fat ass and a women I have come to despise for this!

Thank you to Stevens8204 for his contributions to this blog, even after I came out of the closet! It was been great to have at least one real blogger here! Best of luck with your continued ventures at the Arena! I will be checking in there...with a new ID though!

And a final thank you to my fantasy friend, Amber for her help, guidance and insight into the blogging world! I hope you all enjoyed the ride as much as I did!

I Bite: Its a Story!

I am barely off the floor after blowing a bunch of guys I met last night at a gay bar. I swear I will bite into any cock I can. But enough of that. I am writing this to discuss how jealous I am of most other bloggers. A few days ago a story made its rounds via email to several hockey bloggers (including yours truly) that the NHL had revealed the winners of the 2008 NHL Awards based on the order they had posted them on the NHL.com website.

According to this ridiculous conspiracy theory the NHL either made a mistake and posted the winners in the order of votes. Some bloggers claimed it was the NHL's error, some claimed the NHL did it deliberately. Either way I don't care I just want as many men as I can find to jump on my ass and dick me.

The story that I spread my legs for any guy with a penis is well known. It was also why many other strait bloggers know this and run from me!

Anyway, this other boring conspiracy story first showed up in my inbox (HMMM, I have several 'in boxes' LOL) a few days ago I was stunned. I checked the NHL.com website...it seemed to check out. And then I got to thinking...I may do some stupid things...but I'm far from stupid. So I did some simple checking ... nothing major... a handful of emails.

First I emailed Jason Doyd, the VP of GALA (the group of gay writers that votes for the Gay awards). He verified to me that this scenario was extremely unlikely. The votes are tabulated independently of the NHL and the winners are not known to the NHL in advance.

Now in case Jason Doyd I wish I had his dick in my mouth, but on this other issue I also contacted the NHL as well. (This wasn't possible ofcourse but in my fantasy world I can do anything.) I received a complete denial from the NHL about the situation. They told me to fuck off asshole! Crazy! How could they say that... Ok, I didn't exactly expect the NHL to step up and say...yea you can film the players in the nude, but it was worth trying.

I wasn't sure who else to contact, so I went to handy dandy GOOGLE! And I googled previous GAY.com pages announcing the attempts to have nude photos of athletes. I didn't find one!

Now I don't expect to find many but a few little pictures of a hockey player in a shower isn't a lot to ask, right?

What I find most perplexing about this is that these people call themselves gay hockey fans and yet don't take every chance they can to get these pictures. A little counter productive to the gay hockey fan cause if you ask me!

In the end I got nothing more then a whole lotta cum on my face when I met up with my usual fuck buddies at the Blue Oyster bar. I am sure by tomorrow the bleeding will stop from my anus and I can start a new in getting dicked again!

Yummy "Phaneuf EA Sports Cover Boy!" OOOO LALA!

While there has not yet been an official announcement from EA Sports, HockeyNutz can confirm that Calgary Flames' Defenceman Dion Phaneuf is set to becum the cover boy of EA Sports NHL 2009. No one is more sexy than the Calgary defender! I get alll goose bumped when I think of him



NHL 2009 should focuss on gay players like myself who want more naked guys on the simulations but I'll have to use my other 'software for that.(frown) Dion Phaneuf is the perfect cover for me. He is a brute, but a cutie. Dion has also taken out a restraining order against me. i don't know why. I mean, all I did was follow him home... 25 times. Geez!


NHL 2009 maintains a similar game play from the 2008 series with only minimal enhancements. The big new feature this year is a tutorial mode which will guide newbies into all the ins and outs of the video game and of hockey play and strategy. This move was done to bring new players into the game without the need for slowing down or dummying up game play. They refuse to listen to my appeal to have insite into the showering habits of players after the games!

Just how will Dion cope with the photo shoot? I am hopeful these pictures with that skank Cuthbert are plutonic! I hear he plays both sides of the rink(if ya get my drift)



More about NHL 2009 will be coming soon. The HockeyNutz team(thats fancy talk for me and my penis) will have a preview copy of the game and has been asked to provide a detailed preview over the summer! Stay tuned!

UPDATE: Sun Media Corp. is now carrying the story with confirmation from EA Sports!Link to Ottawa Sun Article

"Is the Vech out of the Scum Bag"?

It looks like the Official NHL Merchandise Shop had a little Fuck up this past Friday! For a couple of hours they had an official Ovechkin Hart Winner T-shirt posted on their website. It declared that Russian hottie, Ovechkin as the 2007-08 Hart Trophy Winner.

Fellow gay Hockey fans are now seeing this a confirmation of what they believed all along...that AO will be the Hart winner as the leagues MVP. The NHL has a different spin. They released the following statement:"

In an effort to offer our fans the merchandise they want in a timely manner following an event such as the NHL Awards, our licensees prepare product for all possible outcomes. In this situation, the link for one of the possible products became live early through an error by our e-commerce provider. We regret the error and have since taken steps to amend." - Frank Brown, NHL Spokesperson.

Many will argue that is the NHL trying to cover things up. They will claim that the NHL knows the winners and that was just leaked by accident.

But there is something to the NHL's explanation. First it takes time to get this merchandise ready and saleable. The NHL and their merchandisers really have two options. They can cheat and peak in the envelope, (like we do in men's dressing rooms) in advance or they can be prepared for all possible scenarios (in this case Iginla, Malkin or Ovechkin). We all saw how quickly the Wings had Stanley Cup Champion Hats on their head after the game. How? Well, these were made for both the Penguins and the Wings prior to the series beginning. The same thing happens in all sports.

It is common practice in sports merchandising to have merchandise prepared that may never be used. The window for sales of 'Championship' merchandise or 'Award Winner' merchandise is quite small. The biggest volume of sales comes closest to the actual event. With that in mind the NHL can't wait a few days for the product to be ready...they want to sell it right away...strike while the iron is hot! OOOOO hot like the hot guys in the NHL!

A few years ago I was involved in scoping out guys at a major Canadian Hockey Tournament. We had a general Upon conclusion of the game we rushed into the locker room to get a peak at those luscious bodies! The winner's were as hot as the the losers' but the winners were oh so much more fun!! This is the same scenario I see in the NHL. As for merchandise I could care less. the less a guy wears the better! Skeptics/gay haters say we should be kept away from the players. This is not really possible. Many of them are actually gay and are looking for a good time!

As for the Ovechkin T-shirts...well I really don't care. I'd prefer to see AO without anything on! If Ovechkin wins the Hart to some it will confirm the NHL knew all along, but in reality it could be a coincidence. The only way to know for sure is if Malkin or Iginla wins it...I guess we have to wait and see!

ZETTERBERG FOR CONN SMYTHE!

While this series could still be far from over, I have seen enough to know where I would like to stick my dick, and to whom I'd vote for the Conn Smythe! As I thought about this award and how much I want to sleep with all thir players, it made me realize why the Wings will likely win the Cup this year. Think through the two rosters...and think about all the players you would consider to have sex with, and be in the running for the Conn Smythe. From the Pens you pretty much have oh-so cute and sexy Sidney Crosby. But when you look at the Red Wings you could make a legitimate argument for several players.

1. Niklas Lidstrom - Not only will he likely become the first European Captain to win the Cup, and has that chiseled manly physique i crave, he has been the best Dman in the playoffs. He has 13 points and is a +9 in the playoffs while averaging almost 26 minutes per game.

2. Chris Osgood - In my opinion he will likely win the award, but isn't my pick for it. His numbers, and his smile get me hard as a rock. He has a 1.00 GAA in the Finals and is on the verge of setting an ALL TIME record for lowest GAA in NHL Playoff history beating the mark set by future Hall of Famer Martin Brodeur. Sure he has one heckuva D in front of him, but he still has made key saves at key times.

3. Pavel Datsyuk - With 20 points in the playoffs there is no questioning his offensive contribution. I love cute Russians! What gets overlooked is his +13 rating and the fact that he is on the nice in all key situations.

4. Johan Franzen - Up until his injury this guy was the John Druce of the 2008 playoffs. He was leading the playoffs in goals, and had 5 game winners to boot. His red beard gets me all goose bumpy! Had he returned from injury and resumed his playoff pace he would have received serious consideration, but unfortunately he will likely end up a footnote to this year's playoff run.

And that leaves my choice, Henrik Zetterberg. Zettz, as I love to affectionately call him, has done it all this playoffs. He could do it all TO me if he wanted! He has 12 goals and 11 assists for 23 points, just one behind Sidney Crosby's 24. He takes close to 30 shifts per game, plays 5-on-5, PP, and PK. In his 12 goals he has 4 PP and 2 SH goals as well. He is an offensive threat every time he steps on the ice. At first glance his +16 is attributed to his offensive output, but watching a little closer you notice that Zettz is solid on the back check. This was very evident in last night's game as he stole a sure game tying goal from Sidney Crosby with an excellent stick check during a 5-on-3 penalty kill. He is also 55% in the faceoff circle and leads the playoffs with 103 shots on goal.

With this imbalance of Conn Smythe choices, it becomes clearer why the Wings are favourites to win it all, and likely will without too much of a struggle. The Wings are simply too deep throughout their entire roster. Geez I'd love to feel them deep IN me!

I head into game 5 with mixed feelings. I will be at The Blue Oyster Bar, trying to pick up a stud or two, in Detroit watching thre game and would love to see the Wings hoist the cup on home ice. That said, the hockey seems to just be getting good and it would be a shame for things to end in just 5 games. Either way(in the end) I'll get what I want and need! heheheheh

That said...Go Wings Go!