Top Sexiest Hockey Players

Well, it is the dog days of summer are about to end in the hockey world. The season is a week or so away, but not much to write about hockey-wise...even the Sundin rumor world is quiet today! So what a better time then now to take a look at the top 10 sexiest guys in the NHL!

Yes, the guys here at Hockeynutz got our heads (and other things) together and came up with this list of the 10 sexiest guys in the league. The guys that make our mouths drool and the crotch in our jeans get tight!

Here we go:

#5 - J.S. Giguere - Lets just say this. According to dressing room sources...or should we say shower room sources...Giggy needs those larger pads for a reason! MMM!

#4 - Kristian Huselius! There are not many guys in the NHL that we could be dominant over. Being totally honest here, pretty much all of them could kick our collective asses. Kristian is the exception. Not to mention his boyish looks don't hurt!

#3 - Henrik and Daniel Sedin! Ok, we know there are two of them, but who can figure out which is which. A night with both of them tag teaming...WOW!

#2 - George Laraque! Big and black is a great place to start. Add aggressive to that and we have a night of punishing penetration ahead of us!

#1 - Sid "The Kid" Crosby! The nickname says it all! Child-like looks combined with a sexy ass body! He is the guy all of us at HN would love to get in the sack with. Or on the couch. Or on the floor. Or...anywhere. Call us Sid!

There you have it! Those are the guys all us at HN go to bed dreaming of and doing other things with while we think of sexy them! MMM!

Gay Pride Weekend

The Hockeynutz gay gang (me, myself and I) headed down to San Diego this past weekend to take part in Gay Pride 2008 (July 19/20). It was an amazing celebration of the lifestyle that I embrace and love.

Parades, parties, games and rallies, it was truly an amazing event. I was impressed with the number of out of the closet people there are out there, and from how far a way many of them traveled to take part. I met and fucked guys from all over Canada and the United States, Australia, Mexico, and various parts of Europe, including Scandanavian Hottie Sven!

I found it very interesting (and convenient) that some of the small motels in the parade area were offering half hour room rates! I have always heard stories about such things but never have seen them, or had the opportunity to take advantage of them before this weekend.

I took some photos of my great time! However I forgot to put film in the fucking camera. Too eager to get dicked I guess. And now, time to rest. It is a little difficult to sit right now, things are a little tender there from all the activity, but in a few days I will have the time to sit and hope to find a real job to pay for the AZT I'm sure I'm gonna need after this past weekend.

Is Ray Emery Gay?

Despite the countless stories about former Ottawa Senators goalie Ray Emery, there still remains a lot of questions about the 'lifestyle' issues that he has been facing. Some have speculated that Ray is in fact struggling with his sexuality. In simple terms, Ray has discovered he is gay. Sources have even told me that Ray Emery turned down several lucrative offers for potential starting positions in the NHL to sign in Russia so he could be closer to the more open minded European community where he could let his sexuality flow without repercussion.

There has been plenty of fantasising in my mind and I bet in the gay hockey community as well that I Hocheynutz can imagine that some may be thinking about the sexual orientation of Ray Emery . Over the years there has been speculation about various NHL players being gay, but never have we been so close to having a true NHL player out of the closet and close to embracing the gay lifestyle I love.

We should be clear here. I have no evidence that Ray Emery is gay. In fact I'm a regular in the gay club scene and have not at any time seen Ray or even found anyone who had first hand experience with him.

All I know is if Ray is one of us it is time for him to step up and be GAY and PROUD of it, just like the hockeynutz gay crew. We would love to hear from Ray! We would love to get to know Ray A LOT better. Even the possibility of Ray Emery being gay brings visions of me on my knees in front of him frothing at the mouth awaiting him...MMM!Stay tuned!

Five Players I Fantasize Are Gay!

With just one day to go before free agency I thought it might be fun to look at the top 5 players around the league I would love to spend some 'quality time' with! While all are not free agents, it doesn't diminish the passionate desire I hold for them.

• 5. Kristian Huselius - sweet baby face who really knows how to dangle with his stick. Oh how I'd love him to dangle it for me!


• 4. Sid the Kid - while not a fan of him on the ice, who can resist that 70's porn stache. A bit of a wimp, but that will allow me to be the one in charge for once!


• 3. Todd Bertuzzi - hey even us gay guys like it rough sometimes! His reputation for giving it hard and rough from behind has my attention! MMM!


• 2. Dan and Henrik Sedin - some say they can't tell these hottie euros apart. I say who cares double the fun under the sheets! I'd love to explore every inch of their bodies and see how identical these two really are!


• 1. George Laraque - Big, Burly, and Black. Yes even us gay guys dream of gorgeous men like George. Though based on dressing room rumours I may have to do some serious throat exercises to enjoy every inch of this hockey hunk!

Well, there you have it. If by chance any of them are reading this and are interested in a secret rendevous I can be emailed at imhockeynutz@gmail.com. And if anyone is interested in discreet random same sex encounters...email me at imhockeynutz@gmail.com.

I'm Staying!

After a long talk with my parents last night they have given me a second chance. Its probably a 3rd chance, but who's counting? Of my two blogs, this is my favourite one. I will continue to keep the gay blog intact and use this as a forum to promote hockey and alternative lifestyles.

I plan to write about the guys I'm doing and the players i fantasize about as I let them take advantage of me.(in my mind of course) My life still sucks. Being 23 and still living at home is not cool, but I have been kicked out of two universities already for soliciting sex from my male professors. Hey, my Psych 101 professor was a hottie! I think it was persecution. I mean if i was a girl asking for sex I bet they wouldn't have thrown me out!

Anyways, here I am, and I will stay! Check back here and my other blog (I think I'm going to use this one more now)

Not Really Gone!

First, as you can see I have been forced to start dismantling things around here. Gone to plain non gay vanilla template, removed links, etc. and I am trying to avoid detection by my parents so I am writing these posts at my frequent gay lovers house and then removing them. It is a process, but it will probably keep me afloat for some time here

As far as my big fantasy of being on press row for the entry draft wasn't all I thought it would be. Sure I have had the opportunity to see some fine top choice guy-asss of some of the prospects, and got to imagine I was talking and screwing them and a to a lot of interesting hockey people, but in the end the reality of my shitty life returned.

While everyone expected a lot of trades and we saw a lot of players move that we had heard in the rumours for months (Jokinen, Camallari, Tanguay) what really stood out to me was how many cute guys were chosen. I almost creamed as each 18 year old stud had his name called! There were many teams willing to drop a couple of picks to add one or more picks to their hands. Many GMs spoke about the enormous depth in this years draft and also about how teams feel one of the ways to success at the draft table is to increase the number of picks you have. The more rocks you turn, the more likely you will find a gem! There were many gems if ya know what I mean! I just wish I was really there for real!

Kudos to an old masturabory fantasy of mine, Bob Mackenzie and TSN! Until he became a fat ugly bastard I used to imagine he'd cum all over my face. From all the mock drafts and scouting reports out there they seemed to hit the nail on the head big time in the first round!

I have received many emails and comments from people who wondered why I was leaving for such stupid and clearly made up reasons. I will answer the some of the most common questions:

1. How didn't I get writing opportunities for NHL teams?- Well, I volunteered my services to all NHL team as a freelance blogger. I didn't ask for anything more then space on their official website and naked pictures of as many players as they could provide. From there I ran into their content manager tried to gain access to their hockey club from there. The content manager of all 30 teams then referred me to the authorities and they got a restraining order against me.

2. How come I didn't get things posted on NHL.com? -
As I wrote above I had an order of protection against me for all players involved with the draft so I couldn't even come within 100 meters of the arena in Ottawa even if I was actually there (I was in Calgary as always of course) It was through the content manager of the NHL that I tried to blog for. They came to me and said are you fucking kidding?. I said PLEASE! PLEASE! I love guys and want to see them up close and personnel. From there I had the order of protection issues by the NHL and have been dealing with it since.

3. Which NHL teams would you most like to blog for?-
I have shared this with a few people I trust from this blog, but do not want troubles from this blog to spill over to my other imaginary blogging ventures. I wish I blogged on the NHL site for the Flames under my real name. No I don't think this will ever really happen.

4. Won't my parents reconsider?
Just ignore your folks, and get back out there. - I have considered and reconsidered. I have ignored those 'bozos' and they just keep on finding out about me Now that I'm out of the closet it has escalated things and really, I can't deal with their immaturity and insanity about my homosexuality!

5. What exactly is the line of work/business I am in?-
I Imagine I do statistic tracking, profiling, and opportunity scouting for cute junior hockey players and soon US high school football players. I try to avoid using pictures as that could be misconstrued as kiddy porn these days. These days I use my butt-fuck buddy Rob's computer. He have one main computer, but I also spend time travelling across Calgary looking for anal sex and someone who has internet access. I am thinking of going to Europe to see some of their middle legs for a change. Meanwhile I will continue to delve into as many guy-to cracks that I can find!

6. Shouldn't I have contacted the police regarding the threats?-
I mentioned last post that none really happened. I used that as an excuse to my parents but they didn't by it. I had to speak briefly with the police, real Internet threats are a very high priority and making false charges is against the law so I was lucky to not serve jail time for this! To me the simple solution was to make believe I was leaving, but to continue to harass this poor guy using my old and new made up ID's and to occasionally write an article here a if they aren't related. I know they will know, but fuck it, who cares, I'm having fun.

7. Can I take over HockeyNutz? -
NO. The blog, its rights, its graphics, or anything related to it are not available and are not for sale...( as if anyone would actually pay money for this shit? LOL) though I guess for the right price anything is for sale Over the next week or so the blog will have less frequent notes, but we are NOT going anywhere. As a diversion, a final farewell message will be posted and I will provide links to a couple of my favourite hockey blogs and a contact me link.

8. Fauxrumors claims that your IP address has been linked by other bloggers to fake comments on other blogs?-
They of course have the proof that sunk me and got me into hot water. However they can claim what they want. I don't care. Already I'm sure all of you know that my long record of deceit stands for itself. Anyone that knows me knows this. During hockey season I travel across Alberta. I access the Internet from crack dens, college campuses, cheap hotels, cyber-sex cafes, and any where I can find free wireless. Ofcourse throughout all this my IP address never changes. In the past 30 days I have been with 14 different guys and used them for sex and Internet access including my own home when my folks were out. I could have 14+ different possible ways to contract HIV by now, but I don't care. I just seem fixated on them,! Whatever happens I will continue to harass that blog!

Well, time to head for breakfast after another long night. My ass hurts! but I'm ready for more gay fun! Enjoy! I know I will!

Its Over!

It is with sadness and frustration that I must announce that the blog 'HockeyNutz' will be shutting down permanently. In addition the Blogger User known as 'HockeyNutz' and the cute blue back grounded Private Eye profile picture will also be shut down permanently.

Over the past weekend I sent threatening comments on other blogs and emails. Apparently I took this simple hockey blog a little too seriously. The emails and comments were sent to several other blogers including a user known as 'Fauxrumors'. I cannot confirm nor deny whether or not the resulting backlash came from the actual blogger known as 'Fauxrumors', but based on past experiences it does seem to make sense. I will be continuing to work at trying to determine the source of my trouble.

I have spent a great deal of time trying to discredit this blogger and attack his character and integrity. The following is a brief list of the things I have done to attack him and his blog:

• 1. Posting defamatory and downright rude comments on his blog under a variety of Blogger IDs.
• 2. Wrongly accusing him of tampering with this blog.
• 3. Creating fake 'fauxrumors' Blogger IDs as well as Fake Blogger IDs of several of his readers and then posting comments on his blog, his own blog, and other blogs mocking, threatening, and making racist and rude comments with them.
• 4. Stealing the real blog last spring, and using it and copying the content then tampering with it adding homosexual comments and phrases to it.
• 5. Creating fake blogger IDs with gay related names and commenting on his and my own blog with them and then later claiming they were really 'fauxrumors' and using his fake 'fauxrumors' blogger ID to claim credit for these homosexual related comments.
• 6. Accusing 'fauxrumors' for posting fake 'fauxrumors' comments on several other hockey blogs when it was later confirmed that those comments originated from my IP address This was confirmed by at least 3 respected bloggers, and is a big reason I got into hot water. The origin of the fake 'fauxrumors' comments is no longer a mystery. Why did I do it? I will let you draw your own conclusions.

The list goes on and on...For whatever reason I had a vendetta against him and his blog and was determined to do whatever I could to disrupt it and tarnish the reputation of his blog. I know now what my parents meant when they told me 6 months ago, when I lost computer privileges the first time that, ...It's a Frickin Blog, get a life!

Whether or not it was this that caused me to lose my blogging privileges, I am not positive at this point. As I said before, I had sent comments and emails similar to those before. I sent them to him in the past and apparently they were able to find that it came from my blogger ID and the emails I've sent using several names were also from the same IP address, nailing me .

What's next for HockeyNutz?

• 1. As I said before, I lost my home computer privileges from my parents so this blog will be shut down. I will keep the Blog Name and User ID but will have a simple 'farewell' message and a list of my favourite sites put up. My 400+ posts will be archived but will not appear on the web.
• 2. I will continue my fantasy that I am a blogger for official NHL team sites; providing monthly articles for NHL.com .
• 3. My work will also be out there on a freelance basis. (Which means when I can use a buddies computer) In the past I have had imagined that I worked on features for a variety of blogs, tsn.ca, Yahoo Sports and The Hockey News. I look forward to continuing this fantasy.
• 4. In the immediate future I will be watching the NHL Entry draft in Ottawa Friday and Saturday on TV. I will be imagining that I'm providing feature articles and one-on-one interviews with players for teams. Saturday's dinner reservations at McDonald's are still on...and yes...the first double cheeseburger is on me! LOL!
• 5. My imaginary business partners and I will be expanding our operations. In the past our focus has been on Canadian Junior Hockey, but our make-believe operations will now be adding American High School Football to our client list. We already have numerous clients booked and will be adding many more to this exciting fictional venture!

It has been a wild almost two years! Over 400 posts, over half a million page views, hundreds of comments! It has brought new opportunities, I've lost the few friends I had, and now I have to find a new outlet for my pent up frustrations!

A special Fuck you to Jenna for all her behind the back stabbing. She's the one who told my parents that I was involved with the mentioned activities of all the garbage I've been putting out with this blog. She is a fat ass and a women I have come to despise for this!

Thank you to Stevens8204 for his contributions to this blog, even after I came out of the closet! It was been great to have at least one real blogger here! Best of luck with your continued ventures at the Arena! I will be checking in there...with a new ID though!

And a final thank you to my fantasy friend, Amber for her help, guidance and insight into the blogging world! I hope you all enjoyed the ride as much as I did!